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If Johnlock isn’t endgame, S3 makes literally, actually NO SENSE.
Johnlock is the only thread pulling that insanity, that uneven garbage, that completely OOC behaviour, together.
There’s no reason for the 7 minute mind palace sequence, all centered around Sherlock making himself live FOR JOHN.
There’s no reason to show Mary IN HER WEDDING GOWN shooting Sherlock.
There’s no reason to have lines like: “We weren’t the first, you know, Sherlock.”, and “The two people I love most in the world.”, and “I like my doctors clean shaven.”, and “All the nice girls like a soldier.” - I could go on.
There’s no reason to have the elephant in the room case.
No reason to have Mycroft make that OH HOLY SHIT face when Sherlock asks for a moment alone with John.
The hand holding/hand shake…
I MEAN, OH MY GOD. This entire series was really about them being in love with each other. The whole thing. We didn’t even have cases. There was barely a plot. We just spent 370 minutes watching two people desperately in love with each other try to sort their shit out and fail miserably.
That was the whole series. I don’t even know what to say anymore. If Johnlock isn’t the endgame here, Mofftiss really fucked their shit up.
#they fucked it up end of story#there was no reason for many things and johnlock won’t fix them all
“I was the first of the Potter actors to learn to drive. I passed my test at the second time of trying. On the set, there’d always be a lot of talk about cars among the cast, although Daniel Radcliffe never joined in. He’s never been into cars at all. My first ambition was to become an ice-cream man, which is why I bought the Bedford van. Not long after I first got it, I pulled into a pub to do a U-turn and there were eight kids with their pocket money out, hoping to buy a 99 or whatever. But I had nothing to give them. I’ve learnt my lesson since then. I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short. I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.” The van often comes in useful. I drove it up to the set on the last day of filming on Harry Potter. The cast and crew were having a barbecue and I supplied the lollies and ice creams.’”
Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing
lmao wrong fandom sweetie
Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black.
It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?
It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.
Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.
l m a o w r o n g f a n d o m s w e e t i e
a glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom
the person who first replied with HP stuff was wrong about more than the fandom - is it so wrong to pick apart the character aspect too? percy isn’t an uncommon name, it’s not altogether surprising this post got misinterpreted.
(also: I kind of love Percy Weasley. He’s understandable to me - he’s awkward, he gets it wrong so much (how to act with people, when something’s off with people e.g. crouch, sr. under imperius and fudge), but he MAKES UP FOR IT. he basically admitted he was an idiot in DH and that takes a lot for a person like him who cares so much about how he looks to other people! fav redemption arc in the series)